A recent conversation I heard at the grocery store: (in the juice aisle)
Boy: Let's get this one
Girl: Uh, noo. Why would we get it at 2 for $5.00 when we could get one for $2.69?
My fortune cookie:
Not sure if everyone would agree with this one. Perhaps? Hmmm.
Move over Alfred Hitchcock:
When I drive home from work, there is one intersection that
always l
ooks like this.Why this one intersection? Why so many? This shouldn't be creepy, but darn Hitchcock if he didn't make it downright unnerving.
Texas bumper stickers:
I've made it a habit to store in my memory bumper stickers I see driving around Dallas. They seem to be of a different strain than in California. Here's the latest (seen on a big truck):
"Let's get squirrely."
Getting more than I payed for:
We recently purchased some cat food online. When we opened the box there was something extra.
WEE-WEE pads? Why would they send us WEE-WEE pads? Did someone think, "Huh, let's just throw in some WEE-WEE pads for good measure?" And furthermore, just what am I supposed to do with said WEE-WEE pads? My conscience dictated that I call the place. I left a message saying I got something I didn't pay for, but they never called me back. Do I actually have to spend the money to send back WEE-WEE pads when it was their mistake? WEE-WEE pads? Does anyone need some WEE-WEE pads?
And finally,
Exploring new places:
Found a new road,
Now that is just cool. Something to aspire to, to live on Chevy Chase Ave. Imagine the exterior illumination on that street!
6 comments:
No WEE WEE pads needed here, thanks. Watch out for those birds. If there is anything you should be suspicious of it's them.
I like your picture journal. I love Alfred Hitchcock movies, and I am a little scared that birds may attack me one day. I wouldn't like that intersection.
Now that was funny, all of it. At a gas station in TX someone wrote with a sharpie "Blame damocrats for high gas prices." True story. (I even took a picture and blogged about it.) When you have become a true Texan you will learn to carry a sharpie with you and educate fellow citizens wherever you please. (I never became a true Texan, I guess.)
Love all the wonderful details of your life...the birds are creepy. Don't open your windows at that intersection. And I wish I could be shocked but I actually knew a woman who bought 2 ducks that she kept inside and used "Wee Wee" diapers on. Now that is CREEPY!
Megan you make me laugh. I think the juice for 2.69 has to be my favorite. Although Christmas on Chevy Chase AVE would be unbeatable.
I feel like watching Christmas Vacation, and then THe Birds for good measure. YOu are so dang funny Meg-- don't stop the bloggin'.
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