Not to detract from the previous subject at all, but I must mention one little incident to end on a lighter note. There is actually one casualty of the last couple of weeks that I must report. Sadly, our trusted friend, the good old "Hoover Soft & Light" has sucked her last suck.
(By the way, being the traditonalist that I am, the fact that it is called a "soft & light" makes it female in my book. You may argue amongst yourselves if you disagree.) She was a good little vacuum that served us well. Hailing from the Logan Walmart, she cost us just $45 in the first year of our marriage. Now 8 years later she has sucked faithfully from Logan all the way to San Diego. Her last effort was in vacuuming almost the entire apartment, giving out just before she could get to the last corners of the kitchen. But alas, she did not go quietly. I was just vacuuming along, when the stench of burning rubber became decidely more pronounced. I put my face right down close to take a look into her depths, and yes, I saw sparks. That's when she exploded. Fearing for the safety of my scarless visage, I nearly jumped out of my skin and not wanting to touch the moaning vacuum I ran to the outlet and unplugged the vacuum, and then stood rooted to the spot with my eyes bulging and my heart racing. This is when Ian came running from the office.
"What was that?"
"The vacuum."
"What did you vacuum up?"
"Nothing. It exploded."
"Huh. It smells in here."
So guess what we bought at Walmart last weekend?
12 comments:
You should be a writer...I was laughing so hard!. I sucked up J's silky blankie the other day. I wish I had a picture of his face, it was pure terror. I got that burned rubber smell too. Luckily, our Hoover is still going strong. Miss you!
Okay...I just read my comment and it sounds like I personally sucked up the blanket and smelled like burned rubber. Just to clarify, it was the vacuum that did the sucking, not me. I guess I need to talk writing lessons.
and spelling ones too....
Should I write something else just so you have four comments from your favorite sister??
Yea for 4 comments! Oh you make me laugh Jess. Don't worry, I didn't think you were the one who sucked up the blanket. At least we're not sucking at blogging, ha ha.
glad you're safe from fires and vacuums!
Our Dirt Devil did the burned rubber and spark thing a couple of weeks ago. It is still under warranty, so we called the company to tell them of our problem. Dirt Devil was shocked, but paid for a trip to the shop for a makeover. Apparently not many people need to call in on their warranty. In the mean time, we have had to borrow the vaccums of 50 different neighbors. You wouldn't believe the variety of crappy vaccums that can exist in one apartment comlex. They suck, I mean, really. They suck.
I'm glad you caught her before she sent your place up in flames!
My Hoover has been surprisingly reliable, but according to your calendar, we have less than a year left with him (I don't know why, but mine is male). I'll cherish these days. Thank you.
(Still laughing at your "scarless visage..")
So glad you are safe. I have thought of you often. Sorry about the vacuum. I don't have such loving sentiments about my present vacuum. I sort of which it would go out dramatically so I could go get a new one!
You make me laugh so hard! My vacuum quit after 8 years, too!! How funny....or is it a COINCIDENCE??? They just don't make 'em to last anymore. We lived in Rich's grandparents house the first few months of our marriage. We used a washer and dryer from Sears that were at least 30 years old, a deep freezer that was at least that-- and they were still humming like new.
One of you needs to take Grandma up on her offer of taking her old Oreck off her hands! Sorry for your vacuuming woes. I've been there, too. And then we got a Dyson. I love it. I could give testimonials for an infomercial about those vacuums! They are amazing.
Glad you are safe. I have a question for you. Could you email me at suziepetunia at gmail dot com?
I personally like the revealing story about me pestering my husband for a new vac because ours just wouldn't suck any more...until I realized the bag was just full...sparks would have been way more exciting.
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